Hope my kids don’t see this…
Tell me about yourself…
- Look at my LinkedIn profile, idiot
Take me through your resume…
- It’s in front of you, idiot
Your greatest strength…
- 2 divorces, both wives still alive!
Your greatest failure…
- Yea, like I’m going to tell you that
What do you offer us???
- Insecurity, 10 extra pounds, 2 Xanax per day
Tell me about a time you had a conflict with your boss…
- I was right, so I killed her
If I asked your friends about you, what would they say…
- Unemployed
Tell me about your greatest achievement…
- 12th grade but I promised her I wouldn’t say anything
Tell me about your greatest discovery…
- Uh, 12 years old when my parents finally left on Saturday night?
What have you done over and over again but can’t seem to get right …
- Sex, I mean job search
You’re hired!
Book a Call With Me
Hey, at the very least I’ll bring honesty and humor to your job search.
